♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads, donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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shredder, since you are unable
to eliminate the turtles by yourself,
I'm giving you the eggs you asked for.
Oh, I've always wanted to study
dimension x wildlife at close range.
These babies may look like meatballs,
but once they hatch...
No, you idiots.
Good reflexes. We may make a ninja of you yet.
I almost forgot.
Here's the instructions.
But, master, how are we going to make sure
that the turtles get these eggs?
Ha ha ha. We won't have to.
The turtles will come to us.
Big pizza bake-off today.
Free samples and neato prizes.
Excuse me, young man, but I'll take those.
Aah!
Brochures? But why?
Watch.
Once our turtle friends hear about free pizza,
they'll fall right into our trap.
Ok, donatello,
I'm ready to get down with this machine of yours.
You might be sorry you said that.
I hope you studied your opponent well, Michelangelo.
Aw, no sweat, splinter.
The day I can't kick butt on some washing machine
is the day I hang up my...
Num-Chucks!
Excellent strategy, Raphael.
Sometimes sabotaging an enemy's line of supply
is more effective than a frontal attack.
Thank you, sensei.
I've always been great
against household appliances.
Surf's up!
Cowabunga!
What are these things?
Yuck! It's the attack of the clinging handbills.
Tube-uloso, dudes.
Check this out.
Big pizza bake-off.
Free samples and deluxe pizza prizes.
Permit me.
Hmm...My intuition confirms my suspicion.
This pattern of slash marks
could only have been made
by the prongs on shredder's gauntlets.
Then the bake-off could be a trap!
Precisely.
Fabuloso.
A couple rounds with tinface
oughta work up an appetite for those free pizzas.
Take care, Michelangelo.
Shredder is a far more dangerous opponent
than a mere washing machine.
[LIVELY ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYS]
Wow! Would the turtles love this!
April, why don't you forget about those turtles
and start thinking about real live men?
You mean, like your last date with that accordion player?
Forget him!
His mustache weighed more than his brain.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Psst! April!
It's us.
Are you crazy?
You shouldn't be seen in public like this!
Irma, dolce Mia,
it is I, Alfredo.
Oh, no!
It's him!
It's-- ciao.
Alfredo? The mustache!
Irma, mi amore. Wait.
That Irma. We could make
such beautiful music together.
This sounds serious.
I think it's time you met the family.
Oh, I would be most honored.
Then shake hands with papa Leonardo,
Uncle donatello, cousin Raphael,
and auntie Michelangelo.
Our bambino will be green?
Arrivederci.
Thanks for the good deed, guys.
How can I repay you?
Well, you could get us about 50 pounds of those free samples.
And enter our names for those primo prize pizzas.
Sure thing, guys.
Any sign of shredder?
I just know he's here somewhere.
I can practically smell him.
I smell something better.
Pizzas!
Master shredder,
the pizza prizes have arrived.
Hurry, you fool.
It's time to add the secret ingredient.
Ahh! Truly a work of art.
ANNOUNCER: And now the moment we've all been waiting for--
the drawing for 3 deluxe pizzas.
And here's a volunteer to help us--
Mr. Baxter stockman.
Baxter stockman?
And where there's Baxter,
there's bound to be...
Shredder!
Let's get the tinfaced geek!
Cowabunga!
All right, got it. Yeah.
2 deluxe pizzas to go.
Ah, you heard it, Mario.
2 deluxe to this address here.
But, boss, we don't have any deluxe left.
Well, take them from the table outside then.
I'll make some more for the drawing.
Gangway, folks. Emergency!
Excuse us. Coming through.
There he goes into the kitchen.
Pump up the volume, guys.
We got him cornered.
Oh, wow! Pizza heaven!
Never mind that.
We got some ninja-ing to do.
Give it up, shredder. You're history.
We'll see about that, mutants.
Whoa, how about that?
Saved by the shell!
Hey, shredder, shred your way out of this.
Gladly. Have a dough-net.
Quick, donatello, some tomato sauce.
One order of tomato sauce coming up.
All right, chump.
And now for the finishing touch.
No, no! Not that!
I hate anchovies.
Oh! Oh, those turtles!
They'll pay dearly for this.
And now the drawing will begin.
Professor, will you do the honors?
Gladly.
And the winners are Leonardo,
donatello, and Michelangelo.
April O'Neill,
in appreciation for your services
to pizza lovers everywhere,
we'd like to present you with this...
One slice--
Michelangelo.
Er, I mean, one pizza.
Why, thank you, boys.
Irma and I can eat this at her place.
Uh, what's the address?
There. It should be warmed up in a minute.
What on earth was that?
Probably just a short circuit.
You know how these old buildings are.
IRMA: Guess this is as close as I'm ever gonna get
to having a romantic dinner for two.
APRIL: Now, Irma, I'm sure one day
you'll hear wedding bells.
Well, until then
I'll just have to settle for a microwave bell.
Wow! Is this pizza heavy!
Grrr!
APRIL: What is this?
Oh...Oh.
And when we opened the pizza box,
this horrible little creature jumped out.
Grrr!
We'll be right there, April.
Quick, guys.
April's under attack by some weird creature.
What are we waiting for?
Let's peel rubber!
Ok. Where's this killer pizza?
It's not the pizza.
It's the creature that came with the pizza.
Hey, sounds like a great title for a horror movie.
Grrr!
I'll get him.
Grrr!
Ooh!
No. I got him.
April, what is going on?
It just sort of hatched in the microwave
and then it ate the pizza.
[SNARLS]
Sounds like my kind of creature.
Playtime's over, hot stuff.
How come we didn't get any monsters with our pizzas?
Maybe because yours were replacements.
Ours was the only original prize pizza.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
Uh, dudes, you smell something?
Oh, no! The rug's burning!
Where'd he go?
Looks like he got clean away.
Heh heh heh.
April, what happened to the original pizzas
that ours replaced?
A delivery boy from ufo pizza
took them to fill an order.
Which means there could be 2 more of these little monsters?
We've gotta stop that kid from delivering them!
If it isn't history by now.
I heard voices. Was that--
no time to explain, Irma.
You'll see it all on the happy hour news!
Bingo. I found our delivery boy.
And he's hauling the killer pizzas.
Then let's cut him off at the pass.
Follow that blimp, Vernon.
Don't let it out of your sight.
Must you be a back-seat driver?
It stopped at the penthouse.
2 deluxe.
Yippie! Our pizzas!
They're probably cold.
Let's heat them in the microwave.
There's an open window.
Turtle assault team, are you ready?
Turtle power!
Wait, kids. Don't open those boxes!
Why should we listen to you?
You're nothing but a bunch of turtles.
And that's even lower than baby-sitters.
Yeah. If you want pizzas, go get your own.
Yeow! Yeow!
I just hope this isn't another one of your wild turtle chases.
Trust me, Vernon.
This will be the story of the year.
Aah! Grrr!
Go, guys!
Let's get them!
You're not getting away this time.
This is April O'Neill with the happy hour news,
and we are about to bring you exclusive coverage of an extremely bizarre event.
Aah. Look!
It's the creatures!
Uh, you go ahead. I'll cover my rear--
uh, the rear.
Oh, Vernon!
APRIL ON TV: Hurry, Vernon.
The creatures are getting away.
Oh, dear. What a pity.
Oh! Ooh!
If you should see these creatures,
call the police.
This is April O'Neill for channel 6 news. Have a nice day.
I sure will,
now that I know that other little monster's gone.
What is this--
creature ii, the sequel?
Come back here, you!
Ah! I gotcha now.
Slippery little devil, aren't you?
Oh, great.
Now I'm in the sewer system.
The creatures' footprints stop here.
Looks like they jumped in the river.
I hope it wasn't to take a bath.
Oh, yuck-o!
The pawprints lead right into the clothes dryer.
You wanna go first, or should I?
Me? Do I look like I wear wash-and-wear suits?
Oh, hurry up, Vernon!
We don't want to lose it!
Speak for yourself.
Yoo-hoo! April!
Irma!
Thank goodness you're here.
I was getting so frightened.
Don't worry. Now that we're all together,
there's nothing to be frightened of.
And then it burned right through my wall
and ran off.
There's something really strange going on here.
Oh, ridiculous-- worrying about
some harmless, furry little creature.
Grrr!
Yo, dudes, no creatures,
but we have turned up a couple of weasels.
According to the instructions,
turning this knob
should summon the creatures.
And by activating this switch,
we can send them against the turtles.
Try it, bozo! We can handle anything you can throw at us.
Or do you think we're scared
of those pizza-eating powder puffs?
Uh, Raphael.
We're shaking in our shells, aren't we, guys?
Now that you mention it...
Grrr!
Whoa!
What are those?
Our cute little pizza-eating powder puffs.
Baxter, contact krang.
I'm certain he'll enjoy this.
Yes, master.
Grrr!
Looks like this one could use a manicure.
Splendid.
The creatures have reached their full growth.
How delightful.
Will ya look at that thing!
Looks just like one of your old girlfriends,
only prettier.
Grrr!
Oh, thanks, Raphael. I owe you one.
You owe me 6, but who's counting?
Watch this!
Now you see it,
now you don't.
Radical concept, dude.
Whoa!
April, I j-j-just found what we're looking for.
Why do you sound so upset?
B-b-because it also found us.
Ohh!
That Irma! You just can't take her anywhere.
Grrr!
That's it, my pets.
Do your worst.
Ah! Forget it, Baxter.
You just lost control.
Megamove, donatello.
You fools! Now the creatures are out of control!
Grrr!
Hey, you guys, don't go.
We wanna watch.
Baxter, you idiot.
Look at those instructions.
There must be something we can do.
Yes, master.
Grrr! Grrr!
Ergo, if we zap the creatures
with an even larger burst of energy...
...they'll turn back into eggs again.
Burn rubber, guys! Maybe we can outrun them!
Holy guacamole!
What is that?
Whatever it is, we'll go down fighting!
Aah!
April!
Boy, am I glad to see you fellas!
Are you alone?
I am now, thanks to Irma's fainting
and Vernon's chickening out.
Like, what is this--
a b.Y.O.M. Party?
B.Y.O.M.?
Bring your own monster.
Grrr!
Uh-oh, guys. We're surrounded.
And Mr. home-run slugger here
had to go bat the controller into the water.
Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No problemo, dudes.
I'll scoop it out.
Cowabunga!
Now what?
We better go back and help shredder and Baxter.
Are you out of your gourd?
They're the bad guys, remember?
As splinter says,
sometimes one must make a pact with evil
in order to accomplish good.
You know, I don't remember him saying that.
Well, he would have,
if he'd ever thought about it.
Back! Back, you swine! Back, I say!
Ta-da!
Mind if we join you?
What are you mutants doing here?
I never thought I'd say this, shredder,
but we're on the same side.
Grrr! Grrr!
Try again, sucker!
Grrr!
You fool! I had him right where I wanted him.
Sure, you did.
Grrr!
Guys! Help!
Hold on, Raphael.
We'll save you.
Whoa! Aah!
Guys, this could be the last sewer
we'll ever get to enjoy.
At least we'll go down fighting with honor--
like real turtles.
Personally, I'd rather go on living--
as a mock turtle.
I found it!
Is that fabuloso, or what?
Yoo-hoo, humongoids.
Now out, you guys.
Way to go, Michelangelo!
Give 'em another blast.
I can't! The batteries must've gotten wet!
Grrr!
Look, guys! We still got a chance.
Those are electrical power lines.
So what?
So that gives me an idea. Watch.
Hyah!
Grrr!
How'd you do that?
Simple. I remembered Baxter saying
that a large charge of energy
could reverse the growing process.
Boy, it's a good thing you did.
Those creatures nearly stopped our growing process.
Speaking of Baxter, where is that geek?
There he goes,
and shredder's with him.
You mutants may have won this round,
but there will be others.
That's right. There will be others.
Will you shut up?
I hope this experience
has taught all of you a valuable lesson.
Well, it sure has, splinter.
Like, there's no such thing as a free lunch.
Or, in this case, a free pizza.
Hey, speaking of pizza,
I just whipped together
a Michelangelo special.
Oh, no! Not more meatballs!
Ha ha! Not to worry, April.
These aren't the kind that turn into creatures.
I got those right here.
Uh...
Or was it here?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
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